This comic says all that needed to be said, really. I've entrusted Dominick with my website and my sprite sheets and told him to go wild! I'm sure he's made a great comic for you guys today! Anyway, I'm gonna throw him the reins, so everybody be nice to my little bro!
Oh, and by the way, in case you couldn't tell, this is an April Fools special. (November 26th, 2018)
Also, if you can't handle obnoxious amounts of .gifs or early 2000's edge, you might want to skip to comic #50.