You never quite think about how much it sucks to be the evil overlord's rank and file. You're on boring guard duty for hours at a time, and when the hero does finally show up, he either sneaks right past you or plows right through you. What I'm saying is those guys had better get a damn good dental plan to make up for it. Unless they're robots. They don't need a dental plan, and those Hammer Joes don't even have mouths